Equuis: It wasn’t enough that those of us who decided to help him were all mythological creatures who may or may not have existed at one time. And it wasn’t even enough that dogs and trees could hold in-depth conversations with him. What really made him off the chain was his inability to separate his friends from his foes. Once he caught onto this factor, he decided enough was enough.

Areolys: Those of us who felt suckered--I mean compelled to join him, did what we could to encourage him to press forward. We knew he had a problem, and all our butts felt it, but he was never going to be satisfied if he quit. So we urged him to move forward, and promised to stick by his side no matter what. We were dedicated to getting him to his destination. Of course, we all had to equip ourselves with butt armor, but it was a small price for a noble cause.